OH MY GOD WHAT DID I DO. WHAT DID I DO. OH MY GOD.
So, in addition to that post, here is the version where I kept a French accent. The questions are the same.
I actually had to record it several times before managing to go through the entire set of questions without bursting out laughing.
And believe it or not, I actually had to force myself to do a French accent.
I SOUND LIKE A FRENCH FARMER OH GOD.